Allen Weber’s Take On The World

A Cause For A Celebration!

I know, I know, I know… this is not propaganda. However, this blog is not 100% about propaganda.

And I just saw this great… no make that GREAT NEWS! Shout it from the roof tops.

A Fucking, slimy pig spammer just got sentenced to NINE YEARS IN PRISON.

NINE YEARS!

Nine Years

Can You Say “You’re My Bitch”

The spammer’s name is Jeremy Jaynes. And I believe he deserves much more than nine years.

Some people are complaining that nine years is too long a punishment.

Not me… I’m opening a frosty bottle of Champagne I was saving for a special occasion.

The story reports…

Though prosecutors believed Jaynes sent tens of millions of e-mails per day—and he was considered by Spamhaus to be one of the top-10 spammers in the world—they presented evidence of Jaynes sending just tens of thousands of spam e-mails with fake headers over three 24-hour periods.

Yes, you read that right. TENS OF MILLIONS OF SPAMS PER DAY.

He was considered by Spamhaus to be one of the top-10 spammers in the world

The story goes on

While searching Jaynes’ home, police found CDs containing 176 million e-mail addresses and 1.3 billion e-mail user names, according to court records. They also found disks containing 107 million AOL e-mail addresses that had been stolen by a former AOL employee.

This guy was a real bastard! You can read about it here Nine Years for Spamming? Supreme Injustice in Virginia

Why not? Let’s look at it from a monetary point.

How long does it take you to sift through all that digital garbage that piles up overnight and hits you during the day?

30 seconds for each spam?

Multiply that by the number of spams you get each day. How many minutes or hours is that?

How much do you make per hour?

Spammers are ripping you off for that much money each day.

Because of spammers, ISP’s have to set up and use lots of additional resources… electronic equipment. They also need to spend more on lines so the spam does not shut down their email systems.

Guess who pays for that extra data pipelines, equipment, and electricity?

Why it gets passed on to you in the cost of your internet connection.

So the spammers like Jeremy Jaynes, are ripping you off by causing you to pay for service that if they acted like human beings and had some morality you would not be forced to pay.

If I Could

If I had my way, each and every hard core spammer would be tracked down.

They would be boiled in oil and then their crispy skin would be slowly and painfully peeled away from their still living bodies.

Then they would undergo medical care to keep them alive and re-grow their skin. And the whole process would be repeated, until finally their fingers would be chopped off and their tongues would be cut out making it almost impossible for them to spam again.

Oh yeah, ALL of their money, their property would also be confiscated. And they would not be able to get on any government dole.

Spammers Spam Because It is Profitable

The ONLY reason spammers spam, is because of the huge profits they can make.

But a word of advice…

A Phrase to Remember

Now repeat after me…

If it’s spam, it’s a scam.

If it’s spam, it’s a scam.

If it’s spam, it’s a scam.

One more time and say it with conviction! (ha ha ha too bad Jeremey, and I hope you are not the last one to go).

If it’s spam, it’s a scam.

So What do You Think?

Is Nine Years in prison too much for all the havoc, and harassment of people he was spamming? Tens of millions of people each day?

Let’s see even if only 1,000,000 got through to the victim he sent them to times 30 seconds (not to mention the interruption of their day.

Why that would be Thirty Million Seconds (30,000,000) divide that by sixty.

Why, that would be 5000,000 minutes.

Divide that by 60

Why that would be 8333.33 hours

Divide that by 24

Why that would be 347.22 days.

THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN WASTED DAYS EVERY DAY THIS ASSHOLE WAS SPAMMING! And that’s just based on if only 10% got through the filters and anti spam protection.

Who says dealing with spam costs nothing?

Speak Up and Let Me Know What You Think?

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